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Sunday, April 16, 2006

It's not even 5.30am and i've already been up for about an hour. I was actually studying worh....Win right?
Ever seen Yeesh so hardworking? Oh well, as much as i would like you guys to think that i am hardworking, i just cannot lie.
I'm awake because of snoring. Yeah... you heard me right.
I'm awake because my brother's sleeping in the same room as me now and his snoring is like mega duper loud!!!

Arghhh... -pulls hair-
i slept at 1.30am and i'm up by 4.30am cos i got woken up by his snoring!!! I'm like 7 hours short of sleep i would like to have.
I'm really sleepy now. If u give me a decent place to sleep, i can just like totally concuss.
But as much as i wanna sleep, the moment i slip into my sleeping bag and shut my eyes, my brother's extremely heavy breathing a.k.a snoring makes me so irritated that i simply can't!
In fact, just about 15 minutes ago, i had half a mind to go whack him and ask him to shut up. Actually erm... ok, maybe i did half of that. I whacked him.
Then, he stirred in his sleep a little.
Then when back to sleep and before long... ...
He started snoring again!!! Piangz... symphony 92.4 also not 24 hours can?
Some kind soul please tell me what i can do to shut him up?

I used to admire my mum and my aunts all for finding hubbies who are very patient and very sweet towards them. My daddy and my uncles are all known to be either Mr. Goody Two Shoes or Mr Family Man.
Now, i admire them for something other than that. I admire them for being able to tolerate snoring.
How ever can you sleep beside a man who snores like an engine coughing!?!?! And guess what, all of them did it. 15 years is the minimum here. Friends, 15 years lehh....
Don't get me to try 15 years. 15 minutes is enough. Enough to drive me to either

1) chase him out of the room or
2) go sleep in another room or
3) make him wear an oxygen mask to sleep

I tell you. If there's one thing that i am thankful for right now, i am thankful that my brother is not my bf/hubby.
If he is, i will gladly walk the plank. Walk the plank? Hell, i might even run to the plank in joy and cheer when the sharks feed on me.
Who on planet Earth can actually tolerate his "symphony"?

-15 minutes later-

I tried. I really did. He was a lot softer already. But still, i failed. And its absolutely not my fault. I swear he is out to kill my sleep.
The moment i shut my eyes, he goes into a crescendo!!! And after that crescendo, he stays at that volume!!! Someone kill him PLEASE!!!

YYY